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Well, yes, that's very good, a locked cell, nothing unusual here. (Sylvia kicks the jail door off as two of them escapes) But what? Wander and Sylvia escaped?! SOUND THE ALARM!!!! —Lord Hater, Wander Over Yonder

Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable! Inigo Montoya: You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. —The Princess Bride

No! This Cannot Be! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! —Dracula's Final Words after being defeated by Richter Belmont, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Noooo! This Cannot Be! Does this mean that I'm not Dracula?! —Graham Jones' final words after being defeated by Soma Cruz with the required souls, Castlevania Aria of Sorrow

Dmitrii: (upon realizing that his power of dominance is starting to go out of control and therefore suffering a Villainous Breakdown) Th-this cannot be... My dominance should be complete! Arikado: So that's what's happening... Soma: Arikado, what's going on? Arikado: The power of dominance isn't easily contained. He isn't like you. His soul can't withstand a power that intense. Dmitrii: Liar!! I've heard enough from you! (blasts Arikado away) Arikado: Gwoh! Soma: Arikado! Dmitrii: I am the chosen one! I am the dark lord! I shall not succumb to the power! Wroooooooaaaah! (starts to get worse) Soma: It's useless. You can't control it. Dmitrii: Gwroaaah! (falls to the ground as Menace bursts out of his back) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! —Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow

No way! I don't believe it!! —Wolf O' Donnel, Star Fox 64

"No! This cannot be! I am Number One! SHCMA!" —Captain Spud of Undergrads, upon losing a high-stakes Quake match

Dhaos: What? What the heck is that? Morrison: This ends here! INDIGNATION! Dhaos: It can't be! —Tales of Phantasia

This cannot be! There must be other factors! —Snap/Snape, My Immortal

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! —All the Keymasters in Dynamite Headdy

"Gah... this can't be happening...! I cannot lose!" —Shredder, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003

"NO! I am the Shredder! I AM THE SHREDDER! I AM - AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (gets drilled into oblivion by Donatello's Turtle Tunneler) —Shredder, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003, "Same As It Never Was"

Faust VIII: (after seeing Yoh burst out of a huge pile of skeletons, destroying it in the process, with his oversoul) IMPOSSIBLE! He survived the full force of the Boneyard Crush?! Manta: He's alive... Yoh: (points his sword at Faust) Now it's time for Faust VIII to become Faust the last! —Shaman King

"How could you defeat me?! This is impossible! Noooooooooooooooooooo!" (explodes) —M. Bison, Street Fighter Alpha 3 (Gameboy Advance version)

"No!!! It's not possible! I'm a Reploid! I can't be destroyed by you! Why, X?! Why have you done this to us?! Without the humans, my Reploid brothers would have ushered in a New Age..." —Sigma, Mega Man X

Violen: What?! How could he have overloaded my circuits?!! Arrrggghhh... Serges: This is impossible! The prophecy must be fulfilled! Agile: NO!! This Cannot Be!!! Master, avenge me! —Mega Man X2

"No way... how could a simple peasant like you...? Tch! I'll back off for now!" —Iris, Rosenkreuzstilette

Lord Zedd: (after seeing the Thunderzord assault sled dodge Lipsyncher's attack) Impossible! I can't believe it! Baboo: I wanna ride that thing. Squatt: Where d'ya get a ticket? —Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Sepulchure: (after Drakath has ripped his heart out) I AM DARKNESS! I AM DOOM... NO FORCE ON THIS WORLD CAN DESTROY WHAT I AM! LONG UN-LIVE THE SHADOWSCYTHE!!!!! (lunges at Drakath, who crushes his heart and therefore destroys him in a massive explosion) Gravelyn: Father... NOOOO!!!!!!! —Adventure Quest Worlds

Vath: WHAT?! Impossible. Those useless... filthy... I don't believe you. Hero: You don't have to, just look down and see for yourself. (shifts to the dwarves winning the battle against the Drow soldiers, then shifts back to an angry Vath) Vath: (cue Red Eyes, Take Warning) No matter! You are their beacon of hope, hero. Once I finish with you, I will throw your body down to them and they will SEE what happens to those who oppose my might! (leaps at the hero with his sword raised in the air) —Adventure Quest Worlds

"No! Not like this! It can't end like this! I won't go back to the Yokai world! NOOOOoooooooooooo!" (gets sucked into the rift as the hero then closes it back up) —Kitsune, Adventure Quest Worlds

"Impossible! All the undead I created for your father are under my control!" —Noxus, Adventure Quest Worlds

"EYARGH! It can't be!! IMPOSSIBLE!! I... no... how could I... And to this filthy little pair! How could I LOSE?!" —Bowletta, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

Nappa: Vegeta! Vegeta! What's wrong with you?! Tell me what his power level is! Vegeta: (takes off scouter and crushes it) IT'S OVER 9000! Nappa: WHAT?! 9000?! You've got to be kidding me, that thing's a piece of junk! —Dragonball Z Kai

"I don't understand... how could you have done this? You weren't meant to be so important... and now you think to destroy me? How dare you, insect? How dare you interrupt my ascendance? You are nothing. A wretched bag of flesh... what are you, compared to my magnificence?" —SHODAN, System Shock 2

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPENIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!" —Escargoon, Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Episode 55

"I can't believe we were beaten by a freshman." —Darcy, Winx Club, Episode 9

System: Subject surface solidifying. Now constructing stasis cocoon for subject 12. Male Scientist: Whoa...this is... Time-space is frozen... A cocoon of time... Lead Scientist: What's wrong!? Male Scientist: Tempering is proceeding as planned! The Cauldron appears normal! Female Scientist: Extremely high seithr concentration detected, directly above this facility! 6000, 8000, 12000... Lead Scientist: Wh-What!? System: Concentration levels climbing rapidly! 34,000, 58,000! If they continue to increase at this rate, the seithr concentration is going to reach critical levels! Lead Scientist: Is it the Library!? Impossible! Not even the Library... could concentrate this much seithr into one place... There's no way! I want the point of concentration! Now! Female Scientist: Concentration to exceed 100,000! Lead Scientist: Agh... After coming this far...! Abort the experiment! Cut all power! Male Scientist: Roger! Cutting all power! S-Sir! We can't cut the power! Lead Scientist: What!? What the hell is Sector Seven doing!? Get them online! What the hell are they doing at a time like this!? System: Point of concentration determined: Point A-A-1. Female Scientist: ...Sir! It's directly above Ikaruga! Altitude 36,000 feet! Lead Scientist: Impossible!? It's going into orbit!? —BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger

Jubei: I reckon it's Kokonoe who's trying to pull you out here... An' if she does, I'd be much obliged if you don't tell about me. I got my reasons. Hakumen: ...Then you have my word. But what has brought you here? What news do you bring of the outside world? Jubei: ...Terumi's back. Hakumen: What!? That can't be! It's impossible! —BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger

"Feeling the weight of the world on your misformed shoulders? My bipolar amplifier increases the force of gravity on you a thousandfold. (Ben starts getting up anyway) No! It's not possible!" —Doctor Doom, Fantastic Four

Barbarossa: I... I am the king! Had I... had I been in my original body, you would never have defeated me! I... graaaaahh! Wraith: It is i..inconceivable! How could pathetic little... I have fallen....NOOOOO!... RRRAAAAAGH! Hrist: This is impossible! You creatures are but slaves of the gods! Aaagggghh! Surt: It can't be! *cough* Evil.. you mean to say evil prospers? I do not accept this.. I do NOT ACCEPT THIS! Loki: The power of creation!? THIS CANNOT BE!!! —Valkyrie Profile

Scar: (seeing Simba return and thinking that Simba is Mufasa back from the dead) Mufasa? No. You're dead! —The Lion King

“Bold Kharn… are you cer…” Gorechild revved for the first time since its rebirth, eating air with the throating snarl of an apex predator. That sound was the only reply Kharn would give and Erebus raised his Crozius in reply. “Come then!” Three blows: The First – Kharn bashed the blow aside with his axe. The Second – Kharn cannoned a headbutt into Erebus’s nose, breaking cartilage with a wet crunch. The Third – Gorechild tasted first blood, ripping across the Chaplain’s chest, carving a canyon into the layers of dense sub-dermal armor of the warrior’s Black Carapace. All of this took place in the time it took Erebus to blink. No one could move as fast as Kharn moved, no one human and nothing mortal. The chaplain threw himself backwards, Crozius up high to guard. Kharn stepped forward, gunning Gorechild’s trigger. The crowd was silent now, this was a Kharn they had never seen before, not even on the field of battle. Another three blows delivered at the same blinding speed. Erebus’s maul — clang — skidded across the deck. He took a fist to the throat and a boot to the stomach with enough force to send him sprawling back across the blood-stained iron grill work. Erebus looked up at Kharn from the ground and saw his death in the World Eater’s eyes. He had never seen this before, not in any of the paths of possibility. This couldn’t be happening. It couldn’t end like this. He was Destiny’s Hand! —Betrayer by Aaron Dembski-Bowden