Throwing Your Sword Always Works/Quotes

"Since when are you just supposed to throw a sword, anyway? I mean swinging it at your enemy would have worked nicely, but no! He [Prince Myer] throws it. And where the hell does he get all these swords?"

—The Angry Video Game Nerd, in his review of Deadly Towers

"Only Porthos could invent a new way of disarming himself."

—Aramis, The Three Musketeers 1973

"Ever try just throwing something at a guy with a hostage? Of course not, who the hell does that? But that is exactly why it works every time."

—Kamina, Double K

"Huh, I guess arrows are for sissies, real men throw swords."

—Graham, Unskippable

"That's how we throw our swords away in Ware."

—Bane, The Carpet People

"SWORD, USE SLASH ATTACK!"

". .What?"

—Kyle and the Director, "Hearts of Dorkness"