Thunderbolts/Funny
Examples from the Warren Ellis Retool:
- Norman Osborn's mad rant during his Villainous Breakdown; his sheer insanity is glorious.
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Osborn(while getting into costume): "Note to self: give naked dictation more often, the ideas seem to flow more freely." |
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Examples from the Andy Diggle Retool:
- The death of Headsman is perfectly timed Black Comedy. You know that Scourge is going to try and kill Osborn, and when the hologram of him appears...
- Mister X realizing, after killing an Asgardian warrior, that he just killed a god.
Examples from the Jeff Parker Retool the Cagebolts:
- Ghost giving mouth-to-mouth to Songbird and Moonstone. Remember, this is the guy who is constantly followed by a swarm of flies.
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Moonstone: "Oh, nasty." |
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- She pukes her guts out too; not sure if that is from the drowning, or Ghost.
- Female inmates flashing and cat-calling Thor on his visit to the Raft.
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"You're gonna be very Thor after we have Thex!" |
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- Satana flirting with Man-Thing, Juggernaut, Ghost and Moonstone. Also Luke's reaction.
- From #162: Giant-Size Man-Thing.
- Golden Age Moonstone.
- It gets better. After the "Golden Age Thunderbolts" story, we now have... Victorian Thunderbolts! Complete with Centurius trying to get Gunna to talk normally: "The rain... in Spain... falls mainly... in the plain..."