Title of Show/Funny

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

    • Most of the show.

    Jeff: So movies make good musicals?
    Hunter: ...well, they make musicals.

    • Pretty much all of "Original Musical", and Hunter calling Jeff a "cracker".
    • During Die, Vampire, Die!:

    Susan: You sketched that turtle you saw in in ad on late-night cable TV!
    Heidi/Hunter/Jeff: Tippy Turtle!
    Susan: But your fourth-grade teacher said:
    Heidi: "You can't draw!"
    Susan: Oh, those vampires just won't let you be!
    Hunter/Jeff: Fuck you, Ms. Johnson! Word.