Todd and the Book of Pure Evil/Funny
- Upon learning the Book of Pure Evil was bound in the foreskin of Judas, Todd comments "That must have been some foreskin."
- "You kids sure know how to party. I haven't seen this much blood since that kid bled out his ass this morning!"
- "Ladies … let's get this orgy started."
- Todd's transformation into an idiot during "Invasion of the Stupid Snatchers."
Hannah … you wanna make a babeh?
- Atticus smacking a pregnant teenager.
Who's an awesome guidance counsellor?
- Todd being transported into Jenny's closet in the Season 2 episode "Loser Generated Content."