Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell/Awesome

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  • Sam taking on Third Echelon Splinter Cells in Conviction during the attack on the White House. They all know how good he is. He's a legend. And he cuts through these guys like a hot knife through butter.
    • "WELCOME HOME"

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid the office is closed for the evening.
Fisher: I'm here to see Tom Reed.
Receptionist: Mr. Reed is currently unavailable. But if you'd like to make an appointment Mr...
Fisher: Fisher. I used to work here.

  • Fisher blows the C4 to knock out the building's power and begins his assault on Third Echelon*
  • "Blood is thicker than water, Sam. I know you. And I know you wouldn't shoot an old friend." Sam has two potential responses to that statement by Shetland. The first is to shoot him. The second is to put his gun away. Shetland goes for his gun, and Sam stabs him through the heart with his knife. Either way ends with Sam chucking Shetland's corpse into the sewer, with the Bond One-Liner "You were right, Doug. I wouldn't shoot an old friend." The implication of both eventualities is awesome.
  • In Conviction, when Fisher has to "secure" vice-president Samson.

Samson: You don't get it, do you? [laughs] You can't touch me. I got protection. I'm Teflon. So whatever you think you're gonna do to me, [...] you can forget about it, because I'm bullet proof. God damned bullet proof, ya hear?!

Fisher: Oh, really?

[Fisher calmly pushes him back a little, before kneecapping him with his pistol]

Samson: [screams] YOU SHOT ME!

Fisher: You really need to work on that bullet proof thing.