Too Dumb to Fool/Quotes

Major Bloodnok: "He may be a king's messenger. Let him in, but first, make him give the password, which is 'I don't know'."
Eccles: "Okay. 'I don't know'. That'll fox him. (Reaches the door). Erm, hello, my good man. Now then, what's the password?"
Seagoon: "I don't know."

Eccles: "Oh, he got it right first time.."

—The Goon Show: "The Rent Collectors"

Glados: All right, paradox time. This...sentence...is...FALSE! Don'tthinkaboutit, don'tthinkaboutit...(Frankenturrets start shorting out and exploding)

Wheatley: Um..."True". I'll go "True". Neh, that was easy. I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before though. Sort of cheating.

Glados: It's a paradox! There IS no answer! Look! This place is gonna blow up if I don't get back in my body!

Wheatley: Uuh, "False". I'll go "False".

—Portal 2

When you talk, sometimes I get confused. My ideas of what's right and wrong get mixed up. That's why I'm bringing this. As soon as I start thinking it's all right to steal from our employees, I'm going to start hitting you with the stick.

—Helix, Freefall

It's like, even when we win, he wins.

—Strong Bad, after he tricked Homestar to eat his own Stupid Uncle Egg's Good Time Diaper Pie... and he didn't mind it!