Transformers: Shattered Glass/Funny

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"Your attacks are futile! I am everywhere, yet nowhere! There is no tech support here! You are doomed, forsake all hoooope! Your demise will be slow and painful! Antroids shall devour your optics while razor-snakes constrict your mechanisms! Your warranty is voided! Your head is a bucket, you suck turboworms, I hate your feeeeeeeeeeet!"

  • Ravage. Everything he does is either funny, cute, or both. Whether it's talking in txtspeak, announcing to the Autobots where he is all over his Yatter account while he's supposed to be sneaking around, talking about how awesome the Internet is, pouncing all over Steeljaw and acting like they're "totally BFFs", asking everyone "LOL can U see me waving???!!!!", purring under Sephie's ministrations, etc. it's no wonder he's turned into the series' Ensemble Darkhorse.
  • In "Blitzwing Bop", the insane Beachcomber attacks the Nemesis while all of the other Cybertronians are out of commission due to a near-lethal broadcast gone out of control, leaving the Decepticons' human allies as the only ones left to protect the ship and their stasis-locked friends. They do so successfully by, essentially, going Home Alone on him to utterly ridiculous degrees, with Beachcomber chasing the humans around into one insane laid booby trap after another until the Cons are able to fix themselves, wake up, and drive him off en masse.

Beachcomber had survived the decon bath, the optic calibration process, the hallway filled with zero-friction lubricant and three chemical explosions since breaching the outer defenses of the Decepticon base. He had been thrown about, smashed and lit on fire by four puddles of organic waste.
He was not happy.