Trigun/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • In the manga, Wolfwood looked like he was dying, and Vash was all like "DOOOOOOON'T DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and Wolfwood was stating that he was only going to sleep.
  • The Non Sequitur Scene with the black guy giving them the coin and asking whether they prefer fish or clams.
  • Vash's full name in the anime.
  • The episode with the drunken gunsmith. The end with Vash and the barkeeper.

Vash: AHAHAHAHA! HEY LADY WHATCHA WAITIN FOR, FILL ER UP!
(Barkeeper bonks him over the head with a beer pitcher)
Vash: I mean please fill er up miss, if you wouldn't mind.
Barkeeper: That's better.

    • Earlier in that same episode:

Vash (who's drunk off his gourd): Gimme...gimme back mah gun grandma...(gets hit in the face with his gun) * THWACK!*

      • And he still catches his gun!
  • Another episode, the famous "Genocide Song":

Vash: (singing) Total slaughter... total slaughter... I won't leave a single man alive... la dee da dee daa... genocide... la dee da dee daa... an ocean of blood... let's begin the killing time.
Thug 1: He's... singing?
Thug 2: What horrible lyrics!
Big Bad: Stay right where you are. He's just trying to scare you.
Vash: (sighs) I knew it wouldn't work.

    • And another episode:

Vash: THE DEADLY DODGEBALL HEAD! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with INTENSE SUCTION! Try this at home, kids!

      • Which brings in mind the first episode's Establishing Character Moment: the bad guy of the week is armed with a big-ass boomerang. Vash leaps over the weapon and sabotages the retraction mechanism so that it will wrap around the bad guy and squeeze him into submission.

Vash: (makes a cat-face) Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt!

(starts flexing)
"The man who will slaughter the innocent! Does the MOST evil of evil deeds with a price of sixty billion double-dollars on his head! YES I AM THAT MAN!"

    • Also, Ladies and Gentlemen, the single most epic Ship Tease of all time:

Vash: (pointing his hand like a gun at the woman he's guarding) I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark! Especially if it's the heart of a beautiful lady...Bang!

(Meryl suddenly grabs her chest, as though she just got shot, and lets out an extremely melodramatic scream)