True Art Is Incomprehensible/Haiku

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True art is like bad
haiku: it doesn't make sense
but makes you look smart.

Amazingly Enough

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refigerator

Game_Fan (quoting unknown source)

Peter Fights the Sun
He's Missing His Batteries
There is no Fifth Line

—DOTMW

You can't avoid it
Abstract art will break your mind
Suck it up, maggots

—Superfroggy

Mirror of Regret
Shows the loneliness of man
I am so confused.

—The Tall One

Pink unicorns in
My cup of rainbow coffee
Clowns at the cafe

—DJ Marred

A bold, artistic
statement. But what does it mean?
They are not telling.

—The Tall One

Something from nothing.
The god of this trope just might
Be David Lynch.

—Scarlet-city

"But what does it mean?"
Well, if I were to tell you,
It wouldn't be 'art'.

—The Hero Hartmut

It's official, I
Cannot make sense out of this;
I'll pay $2,000.

—So We Ate Them

This is True Art, bitch!
Purple monkey dishwasher
What am I saying?
Yon Troper

Glib glib glib glob glub
Nevfesterubnugluhurg
Margarg yeebaba?

—VinLAURiA, demonstrating true artistic haiku