Ugly Guy, Hot Wife/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
"How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you."
—Randal, Clerks II
(Upon meeting Human Acorn Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) "No way!"
—Bamboo Blade
"When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral..." (To the tune of "That's Amore")
—A gondolier seranades The Simpsons
"You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?"
—The Nostalgia Critic on Bebe's Kids

Eddie: What do you see in him?

Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.
—Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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