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Charlie: Your new counterpart: Parson Gotti, Lord Hamster of Gobwin Knob. The more-than-perfect warlord. He is the most dangerous being in Erfworld. Tramennis: What, behind the potato? Charlie: I'll send you a dossier. —Erfworld

Dalek: SMALL HU-MAN FE-MALE SIGH-TED ON LE-VEL THREE! Ace: Who are you calling small!? *proceeds to attack Dalek with a baseball bat* —Doctor Who, Remembrance of the Daleks

Revy figured that Balalaika had thought that the Washimine would be destroyed, or they'd kill the Italians but be wrecked by it and be easily eliminated. But apparently Yukio had learned a LOT from watching Hotel Moscow rip into them in Japan, and applied that to beating the Italians with minimal losses. So now she was a "power" in Roanapur, and no one really knew what was going to happen next. —Ever After

Goro: I am not simple. I am a prince. And I will see Daegon. With or without spilling your blood. Red Dragon Mook: My blood? Hehehe. That's rich coming from Goro, prince of cripples. *Goro kicks him to the ground, then stomps on his chest, killing him* Goro: WHO'S A CRIPPLE! —Mortal Kombat X, the midquel comic.

The Bailiff: Crazy as a shithouse rat on kerosene fumes, mind you. But she had that shine about her. The Bailiff: Lotsa folks underestimated that little girl, and lotsa folks got dead. Carson: Lotsa folks are idiots. Fat man, you think we look like idiots, Hunter and me? Hunter: Is that what he's sayin', Carson? That we don't know what we're getting ourselves into? The Bailiff: Certainly not, Ms. Asquith. You'd never have found me, if you were stupid, if you were not, shall we say, resourceful sorts. The Bailiff: But all them good people in Georgia and South Carolina, in Waycross and Bainbridge, that nice lady down in Black Hammock, and dear, dear Mr. Fortescue… The Bailiff: See now, they were clever, every one. Clever as a goddamn cartful of monkeys. Didn't save them, did it? —Alabaster: The Good, the Bad and the Bird