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...But it turned out I didn't die! —Homestar Runner

Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead. Father McGrath: I was! —Show Within a Show in The Simpsons, "Bart's Dog Get's An F"

He was dead... Then he got better. —Tag line for the movie Crank: High Voltage

Zachariah: How are you... Castiel:... alive? That's a good question. How did these two [indicating Sam and Dean] end up on that airplane? Another good question, because the angels didn't do it. I think we both know the answer, don't we? —Supernatural

Nasanna: Shepard? But...you're dead! Commander Shepard: I got better. —Mass Effect 2

Mikaal: Thought you were injured. Congorilla: I got better. —Justice League: Cry for Justice #7

Cinema Snob: ".....weren't you Doctor Insano?" Spoony: "Eh. I got better." —Kickassia

K: "But how?! You were supposed to be deeeeeeead!" Nabeshin: "I was, but Kumi-Kumi fixed me up with her needles!" Kumi-Kumi: "I'm an acupuncturist!" K: "BUT SHE WAS DEAD TOO!" Nabeshin: "That's beside the point." —Puni Puni Poemy

Sir Bevedere: What makes you think she is a witch? Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt! Sir Bevedere:...A newt? Peasant: *beat* I got better. —Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(The Karate Duo Number One have been curb stomped by Geno.) Zeus Guy #1: I have been defeated. Zeus Guy #2: I am dying. Zeus Guy #1: Seriously? Zeus Guy #2: Yes. Zeus Guy #1: But you can't die. We're a karate duo. You can't have a duo with just one! Zeus Guy #2: Then you shall be Karate Solo Number One. Zeus Guy #1: But that does not have the same ring to it. Zeus Guy #2: Ugh.... (Zeus Guy #2 dies.) Zeus Guy #1: Nooooooooo.... (Cut to the Karate Duo recalling the story to Hal and Jeff) Jeff: Woah! Woah! Woah! If he died in the story, how's he sitting next to you? Karate Duo Number One: Lucky Candy! —Bowser's Kingdom Episode 9

Frieza: I defeated you! Vegeta: Sorry, it didn't take! —Dragon Ball Kai

If we wish to bring someone back to life, it's because we wanted to. —David Gaider

Shinra: You had two bullets in your body, and considerable muscle damage in your legs and abdomen... so why are you walking around like nothing's happened? Shizuo: Why? 'Cause I can. —Durarara!!