Unforgotten Realms/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The entirety of the first episode
    • Rob picking his class and race

Rob: Then I'll be a LUMBERJACK!

    • The constant searching for traps

Rob: Okay. I search for traps.
Mike: You're not even anywhere important yet...
Rob: Heh, rolled a 20.
Mike: Fine. You see no traps.
Rob: But I rolled a 20! That means I should see ALL the traps!
Mike: YOU DO! YOU SEE ALL ZERO TRAPS!
Rob: Alright... I search for hidden walls
Mike: YOU ARE STANDING OUTSIDE, THERE ARE NO HIDDEN WALLS!

  • The Introduction of Roamin and Gaary and their discussion about secret identities

Roamin: Batman?
Gaary: Mask.
Roamin: Captain America (comics)?
Gaary: Mask
Roamin: Waldo?

Gaary: No mask, but he's not really a superhero, just a lost tourist.