Unreal Tournament 3/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The lampshade about Field Lattice Generators having flag forms. Bear in mind that this takes place in Act II's second level, CTF-Reflection:

Othello: We have the flag, let's bring it home.
Jester: You mean "Field Lattice Generator", right?
Reaper: It looks like a flag, waves like a flag - it's a flag.

  • In the cutscene between acts II and III, when Reaper's teammates discuss the situation without him nearby:

Othello: [to Jester] You need to talk with your brother. He's like some nutcase on a holy war... [looks at Bishop] Uh. No offense.
Bishop: Infidel.

  • The first mission of Act III takes place in DM-Arsenal. Cue this lampshade:

Bishop: Somehow, I question the logic of firing Rocket Launchers in an abandoned munitions plant.
Othello: That does sound dangerous.
Jester: More dangerous than not shooting back?