Unwanted Glasses Plot

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

When you're a kid that sees through plastic
With a harness of elastic
So the girls all think you're icky

And the boys all think you're queer
John Sebastian, "Four Eyes"

Alice learns that she needs glasses, but when she tries to wear them everyone thinks she looks stupid. So she tries to do without them, but it doesn't go well. Eventually, Alice accepts her need for glasses and people stop making fun of her as they get used to it. Instant plot!

Essentially, she starts needing to wear glasses and is forced to cope with the potentially negative social reaction. The glasses might not actually be Nerd Glasses, but that's what she thinks they are; that's what counts. Sometimes, she ends up discovering contact lenses, allowing for a complete Snap Back to how she was before. Sometimes they'll just Snap Back in the next episode with no explanation at all, which results in a serious Broken Aesop ("it's ok to wear glasses, but makes our actor less marketable").

Contrast Meganekko, where the glasses are part of the appeal, and Purely Aesthetic Glasses, glasses worn specifically to look smart.

Examples of Unwanted Glasses Plot include:

Film

"All the kids used to taunt me with this lame song. It wasn't even clever. 'Four eyes, four eyes, you need glasses to see-ee!'"

  • Variant in Star Trek II. Kirk's discomfort with his glasses is that they're a sign of his age, rather than a symbol of dorky.


Literature

  • This happened to Karen in the Babysitters Club spinoff series Babysitter's Little Sister. The boy who made fun of her ended up needing glasses, too.
  • Ed, from L.A. Confidential has this about him. He can see without his glasses, but not well enough to shoot, drive, or read from a distance. But since he's climbing the social-celebrity ladder, he is told he can't be seen wearing them, so he takes them off as soon as he no longer needs them.


Live Action Television

  • Happened to Jan on The Brady Bunch.
  • This trope was played out to the letter in an episode of Kids Incorporated: "Best of all, I got contacts for when I'm onstage singing!" And, apparently, for every time ever, since we never see Renee in her glasses again.
  • Stephanie in Full House.
  • Happened to Marie in Everybody Loves Raymond.
  • Done hilariously on Lost: Sawyer develops migraines from all the reading he's suddenly doing after the crash. Jack has to go through the luggage for glasses, but turns out Sawyer needed two different lens prescriptions. He ends up with the right half of one ugly pair grafted onto the left half of a different ugly pair. Everyone has a good laugh, but it's fairly warm and fuzzy as the show goes.
  • Devin in Power Rangers Dino Thunder trashed his glasses on purpose because he hated looking geeky and knew the girl he liked would never give him a second look if he wore them. Ironically, a Villain of the Week caused an Applied Phlebotinum that let his inner cool guy out and let her inner nerd out, resulting in her wearing geeky glasses for a while.
  • Home Improvement did it.
  • Happened to Tony of Men Behaving Badly, one of the cases where contact lenses allowed a Snap Back (but the glasses show up again as part of his new nerdy image in the last episode)
  • Mary in Little House On the Prairie.
  • Small Wonder had an episode titled "Vicki's Glasses".
  • Variant in Star Trek II. Kirk's discomfort with his glasses is that they're a sign of his age, rather than a symbol of dorky.
  • Hannah Montana: Lily lost her contact lenses and no replacement would come before the finals of the skateboarding contest and she'd rather forfeit than wear her glasses until Miley encouraged her.


Newspaper Comics

  • For Better or For Worse did this with both Liz and Elly. Since it was an arc-based strip, they eventually adapted to it, and Liz doesn't need them anymore, but early on, a few jokes were based around them. In particular, Elly squinting and holding the menu at arm's length in a restaurant, looking very peculiar. Michael asks why she just doesn't put her glasses on...and John says she thinks they make her look silly.
  • Linus in Peanuts made a big deal way back in the 1960s, when he started wearing glasses. At first partly subverted in that after a while, his glasses tended to come and go at random, until finally he stopped wearing them altogether.


Webcomics

  • A variant was done in a Something*Positive storyline. Davan, who already wore glasses, was prescribed bifocals by his optometrist. PeeJee mocked him for getting old, so he went back to wearing his old glasses. His father, who wears bifocals, called him out on it, at which point Davan notes that his father is guilty of the same thing, because he should be wearing trifocals.
  • In an early The Optimist strip, the fat kid is accidentally given a wrong prescription (a three strip story arc).


Western Animation

  • Occurred in Arthur, and he did indeed keep the glasses as part of his signature look.
  • The Powerpuff Girls (though that wasn't permanent, and Bubbles accepts them after they magnify her Eye Beams to ludicrous power).
  • Hey Arnold! had Rhonda Wellington Lloyd getting glasses and immediately losing her cool reputation, having to sit in the back of the bus with the loser kids, and generally becoming a klutz (accidentally breaking her glasses (leading to an even worse-looking tape-based repair job), trailing toilet paper under her shoe, etc.). Then she gets over her paranoia, regains her self-confidence, gets a better-looking pair of glasses, and almost seems to learn An Aesop about the nerds who had come to her rescue. Aside from one reference later on about her having since gotten contacts, it's never mentioned again.
  • Seen in an episode of the Mr. T cartoon.
  • Cartman of South Park got glasses in the succubus episode. The doctor referenced this trope, and so stapled Cartman's glasses onto his face. Eventually he got retina transplants (courtesy of Kenny, who has just died again) and it was never brought up again.
  • The Simpsons also took the glasses plot to its logical extreme, giving not only Bart thick glasses, but also oversized shoes and a spray that made his voice sound more nasal than usual.
    • He originally went in for just the glasses, but the optometrist noticed something wrong and recommended Marge take him to another specialist. And so on, and so on, dealing with a wide variety of disorders including (I believe) strep throat, flat feet, and a dry scalp.
  • Parodied in Rocko's Modern Life. Rocko almost immediately becomes far-sighted around the time that he's training for a jackhammer contest. The insurance glasses are too awkward for him, so he tries to avoid wearing them in spite of his ability suffering. When it finally comes time for the contest, he comes out without wearing any glasses, causing Heffer to panic ("He can't see anything! Watch out!"). He does perfectly, which was revealed to be because, yes, he discovered contact lenses. It's then revealed that the big hero of the jackhammer ring wears contacts as well, but only while jackhammering because "with glasses, I look like an intellectual". He demonstrates this by putting on his glasses and within two seconds, some girl walks up and asks "are you an intellectual?"
  • Inverted in Daria, when her mother tried to convince her to wear contact lenses instead of her glasses. She takes them out because they make her eyes itch, then goes around without them or her glasses for a while.
  • An episode of Goof Troop hit this one. Max had to wear glasses for a few weeks "from playing too many videogames", and was distraught over how nerdy he looked with them.
  • In the Justice League Unlimited episode "Kid Stuff", it turns out John Stewart needed glasses as a kid, and so needs them when he's been de-aged. He uses his power ring to recreate the Urkel-esque specs, then realizes he can make them look cooler—and turns them into a Kyle Rayner-style mask.
  • Inverted in Blue's Clues, when the characters are all rather supportive when Blue's friend, Magenta, gets glasses, as part of a Very Special Episode. However, given the presence of this trope, maybe it wasn't such a bad thing to show little kids after all.
  • Also inverted in Cow and Chicken, where not only does everyone think Cow looks better with glasses, but they actually make her smarter. Of course, since that show had Negative Continuity, Cow was without glasses from then on.


Real Life

  • Military recruits who need glasses will be issued BCGs for the duration of training. They are made more for their Nigh Invulnerability than fashion. BCG is an acronym for "Birth Control Glasses" as the line is that they're so unattractive that no woman has ever been known to "get lucky" while wearing them.
    • Here's a link to The Other Wiki's article on that type of glasses. They don't look too bad...
  • Very much truth in real life. Because glasses are often associated with nerds and "ugly" people, many children who need glasses dread them.
  • It may not be as universal as the fear of nerdiness and/or ridicule, but for some people (including this troper) the backlash actually comes from being extremely upset that your eyes don't work properly. The glasses remind the person of this, thus the glasses must be evil.
    • Not to mention that glasses can be very uncomfortable until you get used to them. The nosepieces are hard to get accustomed to for some people. Plus, in some cases, people have trained their eyes to compensate for their bad eyesight, which can be a hard habit to get out of when you have glasses and don't have to do that anymore. Even though you can see better, the sharp clarity and your brain getting used to not having to strain can actually give many people a headache at first.