Urban Legend of Zelda/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


"Egg hatching! Who'd have thought Stop 'N' Swop would come to this. It'll be machines next..."
Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie (Xbox Live Arcade version only)
There is a FOURTH TRIFORCE PIECE! LOOK! IT FITS INTO THE MIDDLE! Congrats, you passed Fisher Price's "Shapes and Numbers for Toddlers".
Ermac does not exist!
—A decoded message from Mortal Kombat 2.
There's actually more conspiracy theories regarding Sonic the Hedgehog games than JFK's assassination, if you look hard enough.
djpretzel, Over Clocked Remix