I'm Henery VII I am.
I'm also a security guard, fanfic writer, blogger, Democrat, Billy Joel fanatic, Red Sox fan, Marvel Zombie, and resident of the greatest city of America (New York, naturally) and the eternal foe of The Nerf Guy, aka Man Called True, aka Repulsive and Revolting King of Trolls.
Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Marvel Cinematic
Samurai Jack, Anime in general, Code Lyoko
Billy Joel, Garth Brooks
Lord of the Rings, Alice in Wonderland, Discworld
Mortal Kombat, Super Mario Odyssey, Pokemon, Street Fighter, World of Warcraft
MAD magazine, Manga in general
Hamburgers, pizza, anything from Italy
Diet Pepsi, orange juice
New York City, New York