Van Helsing/Funny
- After Frankenstein's Monster was forced outside and into a horse carriage:
Frankenstein's Monster: By exposing me, you have condemned me! ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!! (Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him) |
- One of the brief conversations between Velken and Dracula:
Velken: I would rather die than help you! |
- A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't Nightmare Fuel.
- Dracula and Igor after the werewolf returns and Igor starts attacking it with an electrified prong:
Dracula: Igor? |
- After breaking into the castle:
Van Helsing: You are taking us to Dracula. |
- Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him complaining about his master -- "Igor do this, Igor do that!"
- Even better is the exchange immediately after Van Helsing grabs Igor.
Van Helsing: Give me one good reason not to kill you. |
- A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?!"
Carl: The air is THICK with envy around here... |
- Van Helsing ending his Sherlock Scan of what Frankenstein's Monster looks like with this exchange:
Van Helsing: (rattling off the monster's features)...and he has three copper teeth. |
- From the gag reel:
Dracula: I give you... VAN HALEN! |
- From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker.