Anubis: Silence! Now, after 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge you to a children's card game! And then I'll destroy the world! Yami: Why would you want to do that? Anubis: What? Yami: What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it? Anubis: ...I don't understand the question. Yami: Look, you must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole movie was just pointless bickering! Anubis: Of course I have a reason! Yami: Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class? Anubis: No, it's a secret.
Yami: You're the most disappointing movie villain since General Grievous.
Hagan: "Ritter goes off to start a fire and smoke out Chris and, it's a good plan -- I'm sure it'll fuck up somehow." (Mallory walks into the canefield that's about to be burned, instead of waiting for Chris to be flushed out)
