Vocaloid/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Hey Master, did you buy us thinking we were an Eroge? I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?!

Takoluka: "Anata wa, English shaberemasu ka?" (Can you speak English?)
Len: "Yes, yes! Bacchiri aru yo!" (I'm good at it!) "Ba, bana-na!"
Takoluka: "Oh, banana!"
Len: "O-renji!"
Takoluka: "Orange!"
Len: (with the most adorable Cat Smile on his face) "Um...roudo rora?"
Takoluka: "Roadroller?"
Len: "Sou sou, roudo rora!"
Takoluka: "Oh, roadroller!"
Len: "ROUDO RORA!!"

This song is about people I sleep with / And sometimes with a rabbit / I even managed to bang Hatsune Miku.

Luka: "Len! What are you doing? That is no way to talk to your sister. What would Master say?"
(Beat.)
Len: "IDK. Heehee!"

    • The same person made...uh...whatever this is...
  • The Highschool Girl Next to Me
  • Luka version of I'll Quit Singing, complete with Gratuitous English and Precision F-Strike
    • Then there's Big Al's gag dub, which changes the theme to being pissed about couples doing too much PDA in school.
      • I've dubbed Luka's version and Big Al's version myself (lyrics slightly changed to fit a girl online and a college girl respectively). Anyone wanna see?
        • Only if you provide a link.
    • Here's another version with an MMD PV.
  • The "Temptation of M" drama series (part 1/part 2/part 3). Features exhibitionism, apparent genderswaps, Miku trying (and massively failing) to be sexy, a number of unexpected cameos, and some of the funniest dialogue, sight gags, and characterization in any Talkloid project.
  • If Lily Was Like This... Another entertaining character piece, spotlighting the (at the time) new character of Lily. As with "Temptation of M" above, one of the funniest things about it is how good the acting is -- it's hard to imagine how much fine-tuning it took to get the character's voices to sound natural.
  • Big Al covers Friday by Rebecca Black.

Gakupo: "Why am I even here?"

Teto: What's the color of your boxers?
Len: Go Google it.
Teto:...Are you even wearing any?
Len: Go happily Google it.

Leon: Tsunderes in anime are okay/But in real life it's just a bitch.

  • Rin and Gakupo play a practical joke on Miku on her birthday with a present whose lid was sealed so tight it would snap open. Rin's giggle and Gakupo's laughter after Miku got smacked in the face were a riot.
  • Haku's Drunken Afternoon - a silly skit (with an equally silly soundtrack) about Haku Yowane just being completely wasted from all her drinking on a fine sunny afternoon, during which she starts seeing Rin and Len somehow flying in the sky above, much to her disbelief. Meiko arrives wondering what the fuss is all about, and makes the obvious conclusion that Haku in her drunken stupor was just seeing things.
  • This MMD video of Big Al, Kiyoteru, Leon, Kaito, Tonio, and Gakupo singing and dancing to the famous internet sensation Yatta! by the Fake Band Green Leaves. Perhaps the only thing that can top this would be an actual vocaloid cover of the song.
  • The image progression of Onsen Zabun[2]. Takoluka goes for a bath in an onsen...and comes out as steamed octopus.
  • The bridge of the music video of the cover of Asereje (The vocaloids sing in nearly fluent Spanish, too!), where Kaito and Len appear in swimsuits and dancing like the girls, and when four hands try to grope Miku's butt. Of course, Your Mileage May Vary on this one.
  • Gumi's teeth complex in Time Warped from Chopping my Stag Beetle. "Talk about disrespecting your elders!"
    • And later when she identifies her granddaughter from this very complex. When she's "comforting" her on this ("On the bright side, they make you look fierce!") is hilarious as well.
  • This talkaloid featuring a depressed Luka, a racist Sweet Ann, and Big Al (who's just trying to keep them together).
  • Then we've got this lil' ditty. And as if that wasn't cute enough, there's this!
  • Kaito takes Len to a gay bar. And gives him a crash course in cliff diving.
  • Gakupo and Len(ACT2) sang that great song - yep that's literally the title of the song, which is actually all about boobs. Yeah.
  • This dialogue between Kaito, Gakupo, and Kiyoteru in a karaoke bar, where the fun loving Kaito and Gakupo try to get a very straight-laced Kiyoteru to loosen up. At one point Kiyoteru is made to sing the Cutey Honey theme (with the expected reaction of embarrassment from him) by the other two (though Gakupo joins in singing after a moment). Kaito and Gakupo also try to make Kiyoteru sing Koi no Kayoubi (a song which features Kiyoteru crossdressing, hence he quickly refuses). Kaito then tries to sing Boo*s are Man's Romance with the hopes of getting Kiyoteru to shout Oppai!, an effort also shot down by Kiyoteru. Finally Kaito sings Ne~e? and gets the other two laughing at him.
  • Miku sings Sons of Skyrim, with a montage of her trying and failing to be a Dovakin.
  • This is a hilarious sync of World's End Dancehall with the video of I Want To Love You Tender from Armi Ja Danny, which gained some infamy (read: intense mockery) for being a ridiculously low budget music video.
  • Noroi no Megane is so mind-screwy it's funny.
  • The Melancholy of Detective Haku Yowane. Your guess is as good as mine.
  • This video will just forever change how I see Gakupo.
  • Miku Hatsune covering songs while playing a ukelele, all done by u900chiefer. A couple of examples include covers of Don't Say Lazy and God Knows. For the most part, also Crowning Music of Awesome.
  • A bad day in salaryman!Gakupo's life. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry... but I settled for laughing. I Forgot.
  • This "Talkaloid" where Aoki Lapis is introduced into the Vocaloid family, handled, rather reluctantly, by Oliver and Big Al. Includes some embarrassing moments especially with Big Al. And get a load of Aoki Lapis' giggle when Big Al is reminded of his stint at singing Japanese and is embarrassed by it.
  1. "inside me"
  2. Splash in a hot spring