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That's what a voodoo shark is -- when your story depends on something so moronic, that there's no way of explaining it without resorting to something that's equally stupid! —Chuck Sonnenberg, Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide, "The Cloud"

You can't just go filling plot holes with bullshit! —The Spoony One on Final Fantasy VIII

Q: Why did the Wailord dropped a boulder on Bubble's adoptive mother Swampert? A: the boulder was attached to that Wailord's underbelly, like Barnicles, and in its leap over Mama Swampert, the boulder detached itself. —Sonichu Q&A

I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife. —Traditional children's poem

Proteus: I kinda thought it would all come together in some sort of sappy Jesus-loving ending, but it turns out it just didn't come together at all. Slowbeef: See, I loved how they tried to explain things away from the first game but ended up fucking things up more. —Retsupurae on Escape

No, that was actually Xorn's evil twin brother, possessed by the sentient mold Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn. —Magneto, X-Men: Death Becomes Them, regarding his supposed death.

The Loch Ness Monster is a submarine. Driven by Bigfoot. —Bill Hicks

William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts. —Fact Sphere, Portal 2