Warhammer 40,000/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


In the grim darkness
of the far future, there is
only More Dakka.

—Alliterator

The Gauss beam flays him
And a guardsman falls down, dead
By proxy, mankind.

—Morgulion

Absurdly Grimdark
There's never enuff dakka
Burn the heretic!

—Willbyr

On your drop ship hull
I planted a melta bomb
Blood for the Blood God

—Kharn the Betrayer

Dropship screams earth-ward
And here come the Space Marines
You guys are so fucked

—Kroozer 101

A strange world's design
A dying man upon a throne
Watches his world burn

Unknown

False gods and Man's evils
Become real through psychic might
Satan's out of the job

—Blatant Lies, Oscar Wilde

Got a humie here
How do I solve this problem
More Dakka of course!

—Ax Crazy, An Ork Warboss