Warrior Cats/Funny

Sometimes, Warrior Cats can be hilarious. These are those times.

The Original Series

"Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers.
In Into the Wild, after Graypaw tells Firepaw that Ravenpaw managed to impress Tigerclaw. His reaction:

Firepaw: "What on Earth did he do to do that? Fly?"

Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but Tigerclaw's reaction to Graystripe's kits was hilarious.

The New Prophecy

Cinderpelt echoing Yellowfang. "Do you think I talk just to hear my own voice?"
The scene where Tawnypelt first meets Crowfeather.

Tawnypelt: "Is that a WindClan warrior? Undersized specimen, isn't he?"

The running gag about prophecy dreams coming from fresh-kill in Midnight.
Midnight on why she prefers talking to cats instead of foxes or rabbits: "Fox talk is all of kill. Rabbit have thistledown for brain."

Power Of Three

Most of what Jayfeather says in Power Of Three, but especially these:

Jayfeather: Oh great. Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them.
Jayfeather: I'm a medicine cat. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery.

Pretty much anything Purdy says.
Sandstorm informing everyone that when she becomes an elder, she'll be the crankiest elder who ever lived.

Omen Of The Stars

In The Fourth Apprentice, when Snowdrop is scaring away all the prey.

Snowdrop: "Whatever you're doing, you don't seem to be very good at it."

- Jayfeather flipping out over Thornclaw taking his stick.
- When the cats return to ShadowClan camp.

Blackstar: "Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile."
Lionblaze: "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?"

In Fading Echoes, when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile.
- Briarlight gets her own fanclub in Fading Echoes.
- Tigerheart is about to tell Dovepaw everything- but then an elder shows up trying to make dirt.
In Night Whispers, the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up.

Lionblaze: "So we're more than friends?"
Cinderheart: "Mousebrain."

- Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat.
  - More Ivypaw in ShadowClan goodness:

Kit: "Is it true ThunderClan cats can fly?"
Ivypaw: "Oh yes. All ThunderClan cats can fly."

- - Ivypaw talks with Blackstar.

Blackstar: "We're not going to throw you into the fresh-kill pile just yet."

- When Dovepaw is meeting with Tigerheart:

Dovepaw: "Do you know Ivypaw?"
Tigerheart: "You mean, have I met her in the forest at midnight and had her save my life?"

- Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's Exposition Fairy. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says:

Yellowfang: "Mothwing was born an idiot. She'll die an idiot."

In The Forgotten Warrior, when ThunderClan is fighting a group of WindClan cats in the tunnels, Dovewing accidentally attacks Dustpelt.

Dustpelt: "For StarClan's sake, get down. Haven't we got enough trouble with WindClan?"

Expanded Universe

In Code of the Clans, during the code about the vigil:

WindClan Warrior: "I hope he gets better in time to jump into the gorge!"

- Also from the vigil code, Squirrelflight's explanation of how to survive vigil night.

Squirrelflight: "Jump up onto high rock and pretend to be Clan Leader!"
Squirrelflight: "If you hear anything, shout 'Who's there?'. Even if it's just a warrior making dirt, better safe than sorry."

Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of Tigerstar & Sasha: Into The Woods. He's wearing sunglasses.
- In Tigerstar & Sasha: Escape from the Forest, Sasha stows away on a ship.

Random Girl: "It's a real live ship's cat!"

In Ravenpaw's Path: Shattered Peace, the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless.

Barley: "You were gone for a while. Everything okay?"
Ravenpaw: "Yeth. Everything'th fine."
Barley: "Are you talking funny?"
Ravenpaw: "No."
Barley: "Are you sure? Cause it sounds like you're talking a little-"
Ravenpaw: "No. Eat your mousth."

Bluestar and Firestar's arguement in Firestar's Quest:

Bluestar: "Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees if not to stand for the four clans?"
Firestar: "Are you mouse-brained? Are you saying SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?"

In Warrior's Refuge, the scene when the dogs were, "Just Curious".
SkyClan's Destiny has plenty.

Leafstar: "He said SkyClan will need deeper roots if it is to survive."
Echosong: "Maybe we should eat roots?"

- One funny scene takes place at the gathering.

Leafstar: "Does anyone have any suggestions?"
Lichenfur: "How about you get us fresh bedding once in a while?"

In Bluestar's Prophecy, it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a fox trapped in the dirtplace.
- In the beginning of Bluestar's Prophecy, Bluekit tries to get a piece of fresh-kill and it falls on her! Made even better by a warrior who happened to be nearby's comment.

Warrior #1: "I've never seen fresh-kill attack a cat before!"
Warrior #2: "Careful! All that fluff might choke you!"

At the beginning of Rise of Scourge, Tiny runs out into the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing Blatant Lies.

Tiny: "It's true! It is! Plus, I, I built a house out of twigs and leaves, and I lived in it! And then I caught a fox and ate it!"

In Cats of the Clans, Rock mocks tribe naming conventions.

Rock: According to tradition, [kits] are named for the first thing their mother sees when they are born, although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave.

Tiny's imagine spot in The Rise of Scourge when he lies about defeating a dog. It involves him and the dog fighting in a dust ball and hilarious Art Shift.
When Sharpclaw goes to report to Leafstar after dealing with some quarreling Clanmates only to awkwardly turn his head away once he realizes she's nursing her kits.
In After The Flood, take a look at Sharpclaw's face when Cherrytail wants to tell the Clan she's pregnant.
Billystorm trying to hint to Sol that he wants a private discussion with Leafstar:

Billystorm: Ahem, Sol, don't you have a patrol to go on?
Sol: Not that I know of. Why? Do you want to lead one?