WeatherBrains/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


As the theme song for WeatherBrains says, sometimes the show's absurd. This section documents many of those moments:


Spann: You got a window open there, Brian?
Brian: Yes.
Spann: I'll pay you five bucks to scream out that window as loud as you can, a blood-curdling scream.
Brian: Five bucks!? Do you say five?
(Other cast members start giggling)
Nate: Do it!
(Brian sticks his head out the window and screams bloody murder, prompting the others to laugh like crazy)
Brian: Was that good enough?
Spann: (still laughing) I'll give you six for that, that was good! (continues laughing) For those that can't watch, he stuck his head out the window as his house and screamed! Right now his neighbors are calling 9-1-1!
Brian: The police will be visiting me momentarily.
Nate: I was getting ready to say about five minutes from now you're gonna have a knock on the door.
Spann: What will this man do for six bucks, you know?
Brian: Shoot, I did it for five, are you kidding me!?
J.P. Spann: I think it's time you shared that story about the A1 (steak sauce) bottle that got chugged for, what, a dollar, two dollars?
Spann: Uh, that was for three bucks--one of our guys chugged a bottle of A1 for three bucks. See, Brian, it was not that hard doing it for six.