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Satou: I am nothing! I am just a rock on the side of the road! [About to jump]
Misaki: You're wrong!
Satou: [Stops] Eh?
Misaki: You are not a rock on the side of the road! You are a human being! A flesh and blood, total failure of a human being!
Satou: ...What?
Misaki: A Hikikomori like you is more worthless than a stray dog! You are... you are the only person in the world more useless and a waste of space than I am! So... so... please, you can't die now... you just can't! I need you... I need you! [Cries]
Satou: ...I'm jumping!

    • And then Yamazaki convinces Satou that jumping off a cliff is too dramatic a death for a loser like him.
    • And then Satou slips and nearly falls off the cliff by accident.
  • And then there's the whole Pyramid scheme business, it's actually pretty Truth in Television.
    • "There are such sure some stupid people in this world, Hahahah.... WAIT A SECOND, THAT'S US!"
  • Satou downloading two hundred gigabytes of porn in one night. Two hundred gigabytes. Of porn. In one night!
  • Activating Hyper Self-Pleasure Mode!