What Did I Do Last Night?/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


"So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut..."
Phoebe (quoting a typical Fun Bobby story), Friends
"You absolutely do not have permission to not remember the same things I don't remember especially when the results of your not remembering are so potentially life shattering!"
Ash, Misfile

Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space. Would someone please explain to me how the smeg I got this traffic cone?

Cat: Hey, it's not a good night if you don't get a traffic cone. It's the policewoman's helmet and suspenders I don't understand!
Red Dwarf, "The Last Day"

Oh my God! I woke up with a snake tattoo!
Oh my God! And I think that my tongue's pierced too!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
It's the Sunday morning after

And baby, who the hell are you?
Amanda Marshall, "Sunday Morning After"
"What did we do last night?"
Finn, after he and Jake wake up in a pile of bananas, Adventure Time