What the Hell, Player?/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Bernard: Sometimes I do stupid stuff and I don't even know why, as if my body were being controlled by some demented, sadistic puppet master.

Weird Ed: Well, we all feel that way sometimes.
"If I had seen the life that my sons so callously destroyed, would I had left him stranded without hope? Would I had sacrificed his dreams, to claim my own?"
Atrus, in one ending to Myst III: Exile
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! How about saving the prince before you leave? Like, is this game titled "Jill leaves Level 14 without saving the prince," or what??!?
—In-game prompt, Jill of the Jungle, episode 3: Jill Saves The Prince
"Fighter ships from the Argon Federation are now being launched. They have orders to kill."
—announcer, X3: Terran Conflict
"You get real close to yourself. You freaking moron."
Legends of the Jedi's response to the command "approach self"
"Excuse me! You there choosing the commands! Yes! You! Even if you're fine with it, I shall absolutely not become this perv's girlfriend! Got it?!"
Yui Mizuhara calling the player out for selecting the "Date Him" option before the Wonder Man Dibot rematch in Battle Golfer Yui