When Trees Attack/Quotes

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"I'm talking, of course, about our endangered forests. We have to protect them, because trees can't protect themselves. Except, of course, the Mexican Fighting Trees..."
The Simpsons, "Homer To The Max"
"Tha' trees be attackin'! RUN FER YER LIVES!!!"
Durkon Thundershield, The Order of the Stick
"I think that I shall never see a beating as lovely as that handed out by a tree."
Belkar Bitterleaf, The Order of the Stick
"Of all the trees we could have hit, we had to get the one that hits back!"

"Rithannen i geven
Thangen i harn
Na fennas i daur [1]
Ôl dûr ristannen
Eryn echuiannen
I ngelaidh dagrar [2]
Ristar thynd, cúa tawar
Dambedir enyd i ganed
Si linna i waew trin ylf
Isto i dur i chuiyl
I ngelaidh dagrar." [3]

"Let's say you come across an evil tree..."

Treebeard: There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
Pippin: Look, the trees! They're moving!
Merry: Where are they going?

Treebeard: They have business with the Orcs. My business is with Isengard tonight, with rock and stone. Hroom, hm, come, my friends. The Ents are going to war
"Very angry foliage in these parts."
Lyndon the Scoundrel, Diablo III
  1. (Earth shakes, Stone breaks, The forest is at your door.)
  2. (The dark sleep is broken, The woods have awoken, The trees have gone to war.)
  3. (Roots rend, wood bends, The Ents have answered the call. Through branches now the wind sings. Feel the power of living things. The trees have gone to war.)