William Howard Taft

Presidents of the United States of America
(Not to be confused with The Presidents of the United States of America)
Theodore Roosevelt ← William Howard Taft → Woodrow Wilson

It's the smallest picture Google could find.

"I do not remember that I was ever President."

—William Howard Taft, reflecting on his career as Chief Justice

American president from 1909-1913. Also served as Governer-General of the Philippines from 1901-1903 (they named an avenue after him), and Chief Justice of the United States from 1921-1930. New Mexico and Arizona became states during his Presidency.

One probably apocryphal legend credits him for "the seventh inning stretch".

Known for being pretty heavy and once getting stuck in his own bathtub. We also all know that the Oval Office used to be called the Round Office until he walked in. Funny enough, his presidency led to at least 80 pounds' weight loss, and he became more interested in the outdoors afterward. As America: The Book pointed out, he was also the only President to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, but nobody remembers that.

It's worth noting that becoming Chief Justice was his life's dream: he only ran for president because T.R. and his wife wanted him to (ironically, his wife suffered a stroke shortly after his inauguration and was never able to enjoy her office as much as she might have liked).^[1] Taft was appointed to the court by Warren Harding, and is the only former president to have administered the oath of office to an incoming president (He did it for both Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover).

The last President to have a moustache, or indeed, facial hair of any kind, possibly reflecting a rather unfortunate bias against it. Also the first president to be buried at Arlington National Cemetery.

Tropes personified by Taft

Big Eater: He was prone to this when stressed. He had a diet for combating the weight gain he switched to whenever his weight was getting dangerously unhealthy that still let him eat a lot, but was more healthy for him long-term.
Big Fun: He was a jolly, genial man according to all accounts, not to mention a big baseball fan.
Discontinuity: His own take on his being President is that it didn't happen, mostly because he felt he had achieved much more as a judge than as President.
Fat Bastard: To his enemies, though it was almost always other things aside from his weight that they didn't like.
I Was Quite a Looker: The weight gain he had came from the low periods of his life. When he was not in a bad place and doing work he enjoyed, he was much slimmer and healthier looking.
Principles Zealot: Taft was an intensely fierce advocate of rules and settling things by rule of law, which is part of the reason he was happier as a judge than he was as President.
Urban Legend of Zelda: The bit about him getting stuck in his own bathtub stemmed from a lot of assumption, mostly because his bathtub had a big crack in it at one point.
We Used to Be Friends: Used to be friends with Theodore Roosevelt until their political differences caused them to grow apart, a split Woodrow Wilson took advantage of in the 1912 elections. They did manage to reconcile before Roosevelt's death.

Taft in fiction

Comic Books

In Tales Designed to Thrizzle, he's in show biz with Asp, billed as Asp'n'Taft.

Film

In Arsenic and Old Lace, Theodore Brewster believes that he's Theodore Roosevelt and, after being told his term is up, he mistakes someone else for Taft trying to move in early.
In Johnny Dangerously during the flashback to Johnny's childhood, which is set in 1910, shows some silent documentary footage of Taft giving a speech while Johnny comments on the quality of life in America at the time.

Literature

He appears in the TL-191 series by Harry Turtledove as a Democratic politician (the Democrats being the more right-wing of the parties in the rump USA) and later on so does his son Robert.
The book Taft 2012 depicts a Taft who fell asleep on the day of Wilson's inauguration and woke up in the 21st Century. He promptly begins a run for President, adapting his Progressivism and trust-busting to our modern woes.

Music

"William Howard Taft" is a catchy ragtime number by the Two Man Gentleman Band that details Taft's prodigious size.

Web Comics

In Ozy and Millie, Llewellyn claims to be responsible for the bathtub thing.
In Hale's Emerald Nuzlocke Adventure, Glacia's Walrien briefly turns into Taft, which of course sets up the joke of Teddy the Machoke caving his face in.

Western Animation

In The Simpsons, Montgomery Burns' mother had an affair with him, for which Monty never forgave her. Homer, conversely, was rather impressed ("Taft, you old dog!")
Taft appears as a villain in an episode of Time Squad.
In Family Guy, Peter & friends go to a sex shop where he finds "vintage porn" featuring a woman voting for Taft.
Histeria! sang about him to the tune of the theme from - you guessed it - Shaft.

Froggo: Taft was the first president to use cars instead of horses.
Toast: And the first president to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game.
Charity: That's worth something, isn't it?

President Taft's secret pony brigade from Film Cow.

↑ Almost as ironically, it would be T.R. running third party that prevented Taft from getting a second term; said rift between T.R. and Taft drove the Republican Party away from progressivism, which would later be picked up by Teddy's cousin, FDR.

[1] Almost as ironically, it would be T.R. running third party that prevented Taft from getting a second term; said rift between T.R. and Taft drove the Republican Party away from progressivism, which would later be picked up by Teddy's cousin, FDR.

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