With This Herring/Quotes

"It is so weak, you feel lonely (you have no confidence in this sword)"

—Deadly Towers instruction manual, on your starting weapon, the Short Sword

"You start off without a sword, forcing you to fight the armed guards with your bare hands, and this goes about as well as you'd expect at first."

—The Spoony Experiment, review of the Atari Jaguar CD game Highlander: The Last of the MacLeods

"The sun is gone. It must be brought. You have a rock."

—For a Change

Dead Cell dude 1: If they had any intention of using us don't you think we would have heard by now?"
Dead Cell dude 2: It's a stealth attack on an island controlled by heavily armed terrorists. What other sensible option is there?
Dead Cell dude 3: My breath-holding ability would actually be relevant! Fuck yeah!
Colonel Jackson: (on the phone) Oh... I see. Yessir. I understand. Thank you sir.
Dead Cell dude 2: Well?
Colonel Jackson: (to the team) They're sending in one man without weapons, food or equipment.
Dead Cell dude 4: Scheiße Esser!

— The Last Days of Foxhound #454