Wrong Genre Savvy/Fan Works

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Examples of Wrong Genre Savvy characters in Fan Works include:

Skeleton: WHAT IS THE WIND SPEED OF A SWELLOW?
Phanphy: Wait! I saw this on TV once! I know the answer! Is it a Hoennese Swellow or an Orrean Swellow?
Skeleton: HOENNESE.
Phanphy: No, you were supposed to say you didn't know, then fall off a cliff.
Skeleton: YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV.