Xbox One/Quotes

"TV! TV! TV! Sports! Sports! Sports! TV! Sports! Interactive Sports!"

—Yusuf Mehdi on Xbox One, according to Uncyclopedia

"I texted Major Nelson about [the Xbox One X] over the weekend and just told him how impressed I was with the box. I had previously (half joking) said that the Xbox One was a "garbage system for trash people." and I wanted to make sure he knew that I really loved this new hardware. I explained that it was so good, I was starting Assassin's Creed [Origins] over from the beginning just so I could play it on the Xbox One X. His last text message to me said "Welcome back to Xbox" and I'm not gonna lie to you, I got a little emotional. It feels good to love an Xbox again. It feels good to be back."

—Gabe, The Xbox One X (Penny Arcade, November 6, 2017)

"Navigating the Xbox One dashboard is a stuttery, slow and confusing experience that makes you wonder if all the UI designers of Microsoft are actually just blind cats. Going between panels, selecting the different icons and the billions of different screen riddled with advertisements, opening up the menagerie of submenus to try and find a way to ask a friend if they also wanna off themselves. It all feels like a slow, stuttery wedgie that you're receiving at 15 frames per second."

—NakeyJakey, Crappy User Interfaces

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