Xenosaga/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Not in the main series, but Xenosaga Freaks, being basically a Fan Service package, is made of this. Highlights include catgirl KOS-MOS(complete with sound effects), Ziggy getting manhandled by the Professor, and MOMO's frying pan of doom. You'll need to understand Japanese though...
  • The Brick Joke involving the E.S. Asher's cannon in the Miltian Conflict.
  • Given his insanity and hamminess, it was only a matter of time before Albedo came up with one. At the end of Episode II, when Albedo is about to unleash a space-time anomaly in an attempt to make the universe Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence, he exclaims "Happy days are here! They'll name a holiday after me!"
    • Earlier in the game: "The smell of rage evaporating off your body. Sure you don’t suffer from excessive norepinephrine?"
  • Kos-Mos "reassuring" Allen and Shion that they would die of suffocation before starvation. Shion freaks Allen out even more by threatening to release the safety hatch if Kos-Mos doesn't obey her.
  • Go play Ha Kox in episode III. The voice actors were given free reign to be deliciously hammy; the characters will all something in a ridiculously exaggerated tone of voice when they "die" in the game. Yes, even stoic Canaaan will make you wet your pants laughing!
    • My existence IS ETERNALLLLL~
    • ABSURD!!!
    • IT CANT' BE HEEEELPPPEDD...
    • I'm sorRY I COULDN'T COMPLETE MY MIS Sion...!