Yet Another Christmas Carol/Quotes

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Mr Carlson: Why don't I get to wake up?!? SCROOGE got to wake up [between ghosts]!

Marley: Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny Fever's brownies.

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens
Even though the prospect sickens

Brother here we go again!