You! Get Me Coffee!/Quotes

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If you're hiding out with me in a rafter, and I say 'Coffee run', I don't want to hear 'What?!'. Actually, I don't want to hear anything, but I want to know that you're scampering away in perfect silence to go get that coffee order. And it better be right! 'Excuse me? Did I say I wanted double cream in my latte? Kyah!
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