You Don't Mess With the Zohan/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The dialogue at the end, between Israelis and Palestinians, about which side is more hated by Americans.

Palestinian: They think we're terrorists! They hate us here!
Israeli: They hate us too! They think we're you!

  • The bit when they first enter the electronics store will make anybody who's ever been to one of those places fall off his seat laughing.
  • The 10-minute disco break after every goal at the hacky sack tournament with John McEnroe taking off his shirt and twirling it around.
  • When the Corrupt Corporate Executive s girlfreind's Gag Boobs deflate, his reaction is Priceless
  • When the white supremacist threatens to blow up some puppies "BECAUSE I HATE PUPPIES!!!!!"
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