Yu-Gi-Oh GX the Abridged Series

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Yu-Gi-Oh! GX has spawned some of the most Abridged Series out of all anime series, apart from Death Note. DarkSideIncorporated's original account was terminated by Nihon Ad Systems (and have now moved to "DarkSideCorporated", and some of RaymsCreator's episodes have been blocked by 4Kids! Entertainment.


The DarkSideIncorporated version (by ShadyVox and XTheDarkOne) provides examples of:

Jaden: Syrus, we can play "State the Obvious" later!
Jaden: Once again, thank you, Captain Obvious.

  • Catch Phrase:
    • Reaction shot!
    • Sucks to be you.
    • (Really?) F*** no!!
    • Shutup.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Alexis. She can be Dangerously Genre Savvy sometimes... and other times really really not.
  • Chew Toy: For constant emotional trauma, Syrus. For constant physical torment, Jaden (At least once an episode something or someone will cause him grievous bodily harm... and he's broken his coccyx more than once)
  • Cool and Unusual Punishment: During Wheeler the monkey's training to be a Duelist, every time it made a mistake, Miley Cyrus music gets blasted in his ears. Alexis wants in on this training.
  • Contractual Immortality: Unfortunately for Jaden, everyone is Genre Savvy enough to know he can't die. Hence nearly every single character has mortally wounded him at some point... including an off-screen dog who did something unspeakable to his legs and ate his liver.

Jaden: I'm the main character, I can't be harmed.
Syrus: Oh really? (cocks gun)
Jaden: Uh, guns are my only weakness!

Jaden: Wow, talk about bestiality! ...Heh heh.

Jaden: "King Me."
Syrus: "Jaden, we're playing Yahtzee."
Jaden: "Oh, well, okay, then I want to buy Mayfair."
Syrus: "What the hell are you talking about!"
Jaden: "Go fish."

Jaden: Oh, you watch me. I'll get this guy faster than the time I was hit by the birthday party and everyone got out... ...made things worse and it was rumored that Chazz and Bastion had a gay relationship and no one believed it... ...and Syrus was convinced that he was pregnant and then he made us go to the emergency room where--

Alexis: Is that an erection in your pocket or are you just a tennis ball?

  • The Other Darrin: In Episode 5 and 6, ShadyVox voiced all the characters during Xthedarkone's temporary absence.
  • Overly Long Gag: Bob's, um, Susan's phone call.
    • Tory falling through their glass doors.
  • Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Syrus, in episode 9, when he raps.
  • Running Gag: Numerous, including...
    • Reaction shot!
    • Meanwhile, back at the toolshed. (+1 watermelon)
      • Subverted when the announcer tries to say, "Meanwhile, at Duel Acadetoolshed"! His attempt to get a watermelon failed.
    • That's the last time we take directions from a blind guy!
    • Also Jaden experiencing grievous bodily harm (usually inflicted by the other characters) off-screen. E.g.:

Jaden: Ow! My coccyx!

    • Crowler getting hit in the face with balls.

Crowler: And that was the last time I ever got hit by a ball. (Gets smacked in the eye with a tennis ball) Oh God, not again!

Syrus: Jaden, do we really have to do this?
Jaden: Yes, yes we do because that's what friends do.

Jaden: That's right! That Millenium Item is as fake as all the other Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Abridged Series! Everybody knows that mine is the best!

    • And of course, LittleKuriboh's low frequency in uploading videos is also mentioned.

Jaden: I gotta comment. "First Post." Yes! I am awesome... I'm gonna ask him when the next one's going to be.


The Sephirex version provides examples of

Jaden: Okay, the longer they rhyme and argue, the more time I have to set up my deck and cheat.

  • Take That:
    • "Man, these guys are worse than K-Fed!" / "Alright, Jaden, let's knock 'em dead!"
    • "Who watches Chaotic?"
  • The Unintelligible: Bastion (even in his head) and Winged Kuriboh.
  • Too Dumb to Live: TWICE, Bryer has a card that says "If you play this card you win" in his hand and he doesn't play it.
  • Wall of Text: Bastion's description of Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of Chuck Norris.

The RaymsCreator version provides examples of