Yu-Gi-Oh GX the Abridged Series/Funny
Episode 1:
- "But what I have doesn't need to be in my Deck! For I have the power of George Michael!" Cue "Flawless (Go to the City)".
- This Exchange:
Alexis: Hey, that duel reminded me of my first period! Wanna hear about it? |
- "Poetry is always important!"
- "Never again am I staying up till four in the morning watching tutorials on how to build a pancake helicopter!"
- Jaden getting mauled by a dog.
- This exchange.
Crowler: (to Jaden, who is standing in a rabbit-like pose) Will you PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE A BUNNY?! |
Episode 2
- This:
Captain (over pa system): This is your captain. If you look to your left you'll see your home for the next four years, filled with shadow riders, a white dorm, alternate universes and the main character turning inexplicably evil. |
- Meanwhile at the tool shed...
- The Blind Guy Conversation:
Syrus: That's the last time we take directions from a blind guy. |
- Chazz not complimenting Jaden:
Chazz: I'll admit that you turned it around, but don't take this as a compliment on your skills, but you were absolutely flawless. |
- Dinner Time Conversation:
Obelisk Blue: So, anyway, I got him in a vicelock and killed the bastard! |
- Computer: Choosing battle music. (Barbie Girl plays and then stops) I apologize, that isn't my music. I don't know how it got there. My sister came over on the weekend and uploaded her songs into my database. Sincere apologies. I swear to God, I don't listen to that stuff. I like Foo Fighters. They're cool. Choosing new battle music.
- Hell Bastard and his constant moaning about his father...
- Which is followed up by his dad's appearance: "Has anyone seen my son around here? Whiny little putz."
Episode 3:
- The scene in the classroom.
- "Syrus, sit down, and I definitely did not put a whoopee cushion there."
- This:
Guy: We've got a new substitute teacher and she's hot. |
- Syrus. Just Syrus:
- "Stealing mail is fun!"
- "I don't know where this boat came from, but I'm gonna get me some poon tang!"
- Meanwhile in the tool shed... At Night!
- Crowler singing along to the Mission Impossible theme.
"Breaking this padlock, I'm so sneaky. I'm the bad guy of this series." |
Jaden: How the hell did I find a boat so fast? |
- Narrator: And so after a ridiculously short duel the Alexis and Syrus shipping began.
Episode 4:
- Jaden: Get bent Chazz you no good egocentric big tempered money loving Ojama humping butt munching asshole!
Jaden: You got any other obvious things you wanna point out? |
- This:
Crowler: Didya see that Chanceller? Didya? Didya? Didya? |
Episode 5:
- "I'm a Syrus fangirl! Let's pair you up with Chumley!"
- After Professor Banner nonchalantly reveals he's married to a cat:
Banner: You don't have a problem with a man and a cat being together do you Syrus? |
- "Syrus, we can play state the obvious later..."
- Shortly, after getting the hell out of there...
- Jaden tries marijuana:
Episode 6:
Squad Commander: I think you both should be suspended. |
- And Later:
Crowler: You're free to choose any partner you wish to help you. |
- After an unnecessarily long story about dissecting a worm:
- "Because that's what friends do, we take advantage of your weakness, and then exploit it to make ourselves feel better. And then, we have the self-confidence to say, "Hey. Syrus. I'm better than you."
- Jaden's stunned reaction to Syrus traumatizing childhood
- After their duel:
Jaden: Who knows? One day you might just thank me. |
Episode 7:
- Jaden: Man I hate these submission forms. Hmm...reasons I want to duel Zane... He's a Douche...and I bet he smells bad too.
- Syrus hearing Jaden's voice in his head, and including the time Jaden got drunk and thrown out of a bar.
- Jaden: He's down here, Chumley! The invisible floating hairball that came from my ass just told me so!
- Zane: Standing on this pier and watching the sunset makes my fangirls think I have a sensitive side.
- Brotherly Love:
Zane: Syrus? You droppin' out? |
- It Sucks to Be You... THE SONG!!!
- Jaden's lengthy rant at Zane
Jaden: I'm going to beat you, Zane. Not just for me, not just for Syrus, but for all of the little people who've had their confidence ruined by people like you. You don't care who you walk on. To you, everyone is just an obstacle. Well, you're wrong. It's people like us that have helped you get where you are right now. If it wasn't for us, you would be nothing, and I think it's time that you showed a little respect. And that's what this duel is all about. And another thing - !" |
- After Crowler reads Jaden's letter...
Crowler: Why this sounds like a marvelous idea! I'll get this through right away! |
Episode 8:
- Nuts on the Table!
- After Jaden gets too close...
Jaden: Ow my pancreas! |
- Jaden: What if I kiss you?
Episode 9:
- After Chazz asks to be in the tag duel:
Crowler: That sounds like a marvelous idea, of course I'll put you in the tag duel! |
- Crowler singing to the tune of "Staying Alive".
- The Paradox brothers... out of practice
- Queen's song "Bicycle" playing when Syrus summons Cycroid.
- Alexis getting Bastion's name wrong calling him, in order: Batman, Bathtime, Bastard and John
Alexis: Hey Bastion, look! The episode's over! |
- Crowler: {Actual 4Kids Dialogue} Poor little Syrus. He'd be the weakest link on a plate of sausages. Wait...what?
- Syrus's epic rapping... and Jaden's not so epic rapping.
- This:
Zane: Well, Syrus. Time to see if it really does suck to be you. |
Episode 10:
- Bastion is late
Coach: What are you, a virgin? |
- "Okay, who's getting a Crowler bitchslap?!"
- "WE LOVE EAVESDROPPING!"
- "Okay! I get it! You have a boner for math!"
- After Chazz says he's the best:
Guy: Duh, you're not the best! |
- After Syrus knocks Jaden off his paint platform:
Jaden: Syrus! You got paint all over my favorite jacket! |
- One Trip to the Hospital Later...
- Bastion comes up with 3 points to explain why Alexis throwing his deck in the ocean to clean it makes absolutely no sense.
1. "When I said I wanted a clean deck, I meant a new deck of new cards." |
- And her response?:
Alexis: Tee hee you have a funny voice! |
- After another trip to the hospitaltoolshed...
DAMN IT! |
- "Water water everywhere bitch!
- Hell Bastard... and brothers! "We don't have fatherrrrrs!"
- After the duel
Crowler: Congratulations Bastion you beat Chazz. You're promoted to Obelisk Blue! |
Episode 11:
- Chazz: I'm gonna go somewhere where they'll appreciate me! Like Disneyland! Or Hooters!
- Jaden: Chazz, come out! Stop hiding you no good egocentric big tempered money loving Ojama humping butt munching asshole!
- Actual 4kids dialogue:
Jaden: Hey, he's got a duel disk! Either that or a really funny-looking banana. |
- "That's the Magic of TV Convenience!"
- Jaden: This is exactly the card I need to spank that monkey! Hehehehe.
- Wheeler's punishment: Playing "Party in the USA" causing him to shriek in terror.
- Jaden: Talk about bestiality! Heheheh.
- Jaden: Now give Back Jasmine before I assert my dominance! (Beat) Giggity.
- "Does Banner need to pop a bitch?"
Episode 12:
- The sparks coming off of Jaden's head when he gets confused.
Banner: Jaden, shut up. Now, tell everything to my crotch. |
- This bit:
Jaden: Give Tory back, Jinzo! |
- Jinzo accidentally staying on the boat.
- "Martini, sir?" "Oh, yes please."
- The forest bit, where Jaden keeps going off screen.
Jaden: I'll run faster that that time I was invited to Crowler's birthday party and everyone got out the... (Goes off screen) ...and it was rumored that Chazz and Bastion had a gay relationship and no-one believed him because... (Goes off screen) ...and Syrus was convinced he was pregnant and made us go to the emergency room where... Where the hell are we? |
- Jaden thinking Tori is dead.
- This:
Jaden: If you need a sacrifice, take me instead! |
- ECTOPLASMA!
- This:
Jaden: Fine, I end my turn. You big dick. |
- "Electricity makes me visible! ...somehow."
Syrus: Professor Banner! How is Jinzo doing that? |
Episode 13:
Harrington: But I'm not done! I activate the Magic card, Smack in the Face! |
- Harrington meets Alexis:
"She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! I can feel my heart swelling and getting bigger! And by my heart, I mean my penis..." |
- Jaden's reaction to Harrington's deck theme, and Harrington's fitting response:
Harrington: First, I play the magic card, Service Ace!
Jaden: ...So what does Service Ace do? |
- Service Ace's effect lets Jaden guess which card type one of Harrington's cards is; if he gets it wrong, he takes 1500 points of direct damage. Jaden spends the entire time switching between Magic and Trap (including "Magical Traps" at one point, and also trying to "pass" the question). Harrington proceeds to interrupt his increasingly confused ramble with "It's a monster!"
Jaden: Aww, that was my next guess! |
- Jaden trying to guess if the card is a magic or a trap card.
- This scene.
Harrington: You'd like me to believe you're a good guy! But, oh, I don't believe you! I don't believe anything you say! |
Episode 14
- This exchange:
Obelisk Blue: Oh look, it's the Slifer Slackers. |
- Jaden's ongoing arguments with Winged Kuriboh, culminating in:
Kuriboh: *Kuriiiii* |
- The fact that he freely throws it at the giant's face and ends up getting it back.
- Trying to get Beauregard to admit to being the duel giant:
Jaden: DUEL! YOU! ME! NOW! TRIANGLES! |
- And right before that after Jaden voices his suspicions:
Bastion: But seriously, he's no duelist. I know him. We play chess. |