Zebra Girl/Awesome

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Sam Sprinkles

Jack Clarity

Jack (narrating): Either Broadshoulders didn't know about this or he didn't think I'd have the guts to go through with it. Screw him. I know I'm a slacker. I know I'm a pervert. But I'm not a coward.
Jack (aloud, calmly driving a nail into his thumbnail): Responsibility.