Badass Mustache/Quotes
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If you can look at this picture and tell me that this isn't one of the sweetest photos of a dude with a 'stache that you've ever seen, then you obviously need to learn a little something about facial hair and being awesome.
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This mustache proves I'm great!
—Mung Daal, Chowder
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"Rugged. Self-assured. Adult. These are the words that describe the man who wears a mustache."
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Just leave right now and you won't have to face the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
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“I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence fine two-inch-style oscillating knife blade.”
—Everything you need to know about Ron F***ing Swanson
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