I made a half monkey, half pony monster to please you but I get the feeling that you don't like it; what's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies, maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
—Jonathan Coulton, Skullcrusher Mountain
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog