Dumb Muscle/Quotes

I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his.

—Nick Fury regarding Thor, Ultimate Avengers the Movie

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... (sniff) Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart BOOLIT.

—The Heavy, Team Fortress 2, "Meet The Heavy"

My voice gives me Super Strength!

—Tristan, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

Well, he's dumb but he's tough
And he likes to shoot stuff
And he don't give a damn what you think
He spends his days turning wrenches
And his nights chasing wenches
And he'll happily kick in your teeth

Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth

—Marian Call, "It's Good to have Jayne on Your Side"

Piccolo: (summing up a team of misfit minions) And that would make you no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.

Dorodabo: You take that back or I'll kill you!

Piccolo: Alright, alright, you're not tough.

Dorodabo: That's better!

Gohan: Didn't you just-

Piccolo: Give him a minute.

Dorodabo: (several seconds later) HEY!

—Dragon Ball Abridged: Lord Slug

He's big! And stupid! That's a bad combination!

—Josh, -Drake and Josh