Harmless Villain/Quotes
Guybrush: You're about as fearsome as a doorstop. |
I would like to submit that [A]Eon the Terrible is not very good at being terrible.
—Mike Fireball in his review of Rudolph's Shiny New Year
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Ganon: Now how am I gonna get back at that jerk for everything he's done to me? Hmm, I could always kidnap the princess... nah, been there, done that. I could just go and kill him, but that wouldn't be evil enough... No, I must do something so utterly evil, he'll be all like, "Whoa dude, that was like totally evil!" I got it! I'll go punch him in the nose! That'll show him! |
"When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!"
—Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz, Phineas and Ferb
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