Improbable Weapon User/Quotes
TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow |
"I would remind you that [Yuna's] current protectors are armed with a volley ball and a stuffed animal."
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Edward Van Helgen: Choose your weapon. |
I'm not usually one for bragging, but some things just have to be made known: I just stabbed someone with hot mashed potatoes. Bow taken.
—Johnny C.'s Twitter
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Roxas, that's a stick.
—Xion, Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
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"Don't try to stop me! I've got gold statuettes and I am not afraid to use them!"
—Heather, Total Drama Revenge of the Island, "Up, Up And Away In My Pitiful Balloon"
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