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• Emily stays out in the sun too long and gets a bit delirious from the heat.
• "THE POWER OF BOOBS COMPELS YOU!"
• "Whoa… It's like… It's like the theme from Jaws is suddenly running through my head!" Oh, it's just Kate.
• Missi and Emily are trying to convince Ash that her costume's cleavage isn't that big a deal. Then Rumisiel walks in...

Rumisiel: "Ash, I wanted to... Wow! All Hail the Queen of Mammaria!" Missi: You're not helping!

• Ash's mother telling Missi she herself was flat-chested as a teen—and then quietly revealing behind Missi's back that she was anything but.
• Sub par snacks! Deal with my wrath!
• How did anyone forget Harry 'admitting' that the reason he was likely to have his wedding outside was because he was afraid Kate would burst into flames if she entered a church
• Stop laughing, booby knight! The king commands you!
• Cassiel appealing to Logan's base instincts. Ash's face is just priceless.
• Vashiel, with his inability to lie, is always good for a laugh. One particular example comes to mind.

Dr. Upton: I never said I didn't like [Rumisiel]. I'm just being honest. He's incompetent. Listen. Hey, Vashiel! Vashiel: Yes sir? Dr. Upton: How incompetent is your brother most of the time? Vashiel: Oh, quite incompetent, sir!

• Ash's statement and Em's reaction when Kay delivers the brides mades dress.

Emily: Is my hair ok? Do my clothes match? Ash: You know, unless you've spontaneously sprouted a penis, he's not going to care. ...You haven't, have you? Emily: *Death Glare*

• Rumisiel's "traditional sneaking outfit". Not to mention Ash's reaction.
• Missi senses a disturbance in the force:

Missi That Heather girl! Hey! Bitch-Alert! Bitch-Alert!

• No mentioning of these?

'You suck at this game. Killing people with a real sword is way more intuitive than these controls! or Ash:Brr, the pool's water is cold. Random Guy: I can see that. Your internal thermometers just poped out. Ash: *deathsmack* or Emily: You know that if one of our tires pops we will haul off the track and to our death? Rumisiel: Meh, who cares. I'm immortal.

• How exactly did Ash explain that Rumisiel is her "boyfriend" when she tries going out with Missi?

Ash: Easy. She thinks he's gay and I'm his cover. Rumisiel: WHAT!?

• Edward overhears Ash says he's not a girl. The whole page has them.
• The Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff advertisement.

ASHS: BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENIS AROUND ANYWEAR (now boobs) RUMISEIELE:no dude I am SUCH a SHITTY ANGEL FAST CAR:FAST CAR warnging XONTAINS FAST CARS