Murder Is the Best Solution/Quotes
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"Obstacles are for killing."
—Shampoo, Ranma ½
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"What's the point of defeating something and not killing them?"
—Seth, Tales of MU'
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"Death solves all problems -- no man, no problem."
—Joseph Stalin, Children of the Arbat
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The Cat: There is a third option! —The Cat in the Hat (2003 film)
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"MOST people don't kill, Haley! That's why there are laws against murder. It's only adventurers who think, 'Hmm, how can I solve this problem? Oh, right, bloodshed!'"
—Celia, The Order of the Stick
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"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero... And that would be wrong."
—Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick
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"For most of the guys, killings became accepted. Murder was the only way that everybody stayed in line. You got out of line, you got wacked; everybody knew the rules. But sometimes, even if people didn't get out of line, they got wacked. I mean, hits just became a habit for some of the guys: Guys get into arguments over nothing and before you knew it one of them was dead."
—Henry Hill, Goodfellas
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"Look, I can name at least two or three instances in my life where I tried to work out some shit by trying to find some mutual understanding, and I can tell you, it's always faster and easier to just kill'em."
—Gin Rummy, The Boondocks
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"As the saying goes: 'If your only tool is a hammer, then all your problems start to look like people that need to be beaten with a hammer.'" |
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Benny: Would you help me explain how much easier and quicker killing is? |
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I'm going to go for violence, 'cause I know that works.
—Peggy Schroeck, during her first ever role-playing game session, 1988
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"I'm sure it will all become clear once we've killed the right person."
—Nakar/Dupre, Let's Play Ultima VII Part 2: Serpent Isle
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