My Immortal/Haiku
Exquisitely crap
Meticulously awful
Weaponized badfic.
lots of derpresd goffz
viower excretion advised
may caus brian dammage
Riddle is two guys
Lupin is a pedophile
Albus drops F-bombs.
Stanists everywhere
All of the students are goffs
Unless they're dumb prepz
Ebony Dark'ness
Dementia Raven Way
Name stole two first lines
Sparticus is here
Hedwig is a human male
Iarwain, Vader came.
J. K. Rowling's works
Warped beyond recognition
By MCR fan.
Prepz, shes not a su
Her BF's bi but shes not
Vague sex scenes ensue
Ow my eyes
horrible pain
The Goggles Do Nothing
It's like staring in acid rain
(I didn't count the syllables)
HA HA HA OH WOW
What the fuck am I reading
This fic is silly
Butchered, emo HP.
Tom Bombadil shows up too.
It still trumps Twilight.
What the hell is this?
I hate Harry Potter now
So bad, it's funny.
So Bad It's Horrible
Sounds like shit taking a shit
Must exterminate!
So insanely bad
You either go mad reading
Or laugh 'til you cry
Terrible fanfic.
Sues and Canon Rape ensues.
Don't read! Save yourself!
Ebony's name is
ENOBY ok, it's not
Mary Sue ok!111111
Burn my eyes right now
I shouldn't have to read this
Snape has a dick tat
My Immortal is
Still a better love story
Than Meyer's Twilight.
I laughed my ass off
When I read My Immortal
But Twilight bored me.