Noodle Implements/Quotes
"The stuff that was going on was pretty grafic and I don't want to make this fic M so all I'll say is that it was sexy and Takada was using mop but was naked (you'll have to figure out how for your self rofl!)"
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<TheDarkOfKnight> When I was a senior in high school we had to make a video and had to have blood packs. The best blood packs are made from condoms. |
"I should warn you before you begin that you will need a tire pump equipped with a basketball pumping needle, as well as an electric fan and a piece of old bed sheet. Now, if you are still with me we can begin."
—Recipe for Peking Duck from The Frugal Gourmet by Jeff Smith
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"647. Any answer to a question involving the words 'wizard', 'station wagon' and 'wood paneling' is no."
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Teen boy to group of friends: So okay, all we need to take with us is some glue, feathers, some petrol, and a lighter. |
Homer: We need to get the plant running, using only this. (dumps out the lost and found bin) —The Simpsons comic book, Dollars to Donuts.
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"Have killed many people, many ways, guns, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment but never with medicine!"
—Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2]
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Kenan: "Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms!" |
I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez.
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"Doll with bad haircut, bottle of wine, orange sunglasses, spray cleaner, pineapple, keyboard, balloon. I'm ready to make a music video."
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[after watching a sexy movie] "I don't like getting you worked up like that. We can't actually do any of those things...You'd lose your soul and besides, I don't even own a kimono!"
—Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Enemies"
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"...bring beef, tequila and condoms." |
- ↑ Of course, when you think about it, only the coffee is really strange, since the Doctor is a tea man.