Reaper Man/Funny
- When the smith is trying to figure out a power source for his combination harvester, and the pot boils over, creating a large cloud of steam. Then he bitches about how he always gets interrupted when he's trying to think.
- Death getting the stereotypical flowers, chocolates and diamond ring as gifts for a lady, including him buying one of everything from a totally oblivious florist, interrogating the candy-seller because he knows nothing about chocolate (What for is this box padded? Is it to be sat on? Can it be that it is cat flavoured?) and invading a temple to steal the biggest diamond in the world because a jeweller told him it was the friendliest diamond he could think of (Death had been told, unwisely, that diamonds are a girl's best friend). The break-in involves the high priest, the other priest who was not high, and Indiana Jones jokes.
- "Mrs. Cake!"
- Pointing out that Miss Flitworth died when he came back to give her one last dance.
Bill Door: You know when you said that seeing me gave you quite a start? |
- Reading the approach to the lair of the strange creatures and realizing that it's a shopping mall.
- The footnote about shopping cart wranglers:
- The Auditors, after Azrael's answer.
- Some of the roof fell in.
- The wizards becoming action heroes: Yo! Hut!
- This exchange:
- Every time Ms. Cake starts to answer someone's questions before they ask them because of her 'premature precognition'. Perfect "WHAT" moment.
- The wizards trying to bury Windle Poons because he was supposed to die, but death is missing.
- Back to Reaper Man